Han’s a good guy. Giving Leia that hug. When a girl asks you to hold her, you hold her. Whisper sweet words of support in her ear. OR… you get her a beer! It depends on the person. I’m at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for February, 2016
Sheesh! What does a dad have to do to get disowned around here? Leia is a bit more realistic about things. Leia has every right to not want to forgive her father, or even acknowledge him as such. And by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I just realized we first started our parody of Return of the Jedi all the way back in September, 2013. Less than a year earlier, George Lucas made the big announcement that he was selling LucasFilm to Disney and that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes it is just not a good idea to eavesdrop. And yes, droids can throw up oil. How do I know? Try going out on the town with one. Actually, no… don’t. I’m at 40% of my goal to raise[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s that you say? Leia has been drunk in BMS before? Really? Luke did more than kiss his sister? Yes, if you remember our parody of the Expanded Universe novel from 1978, Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, Leia did indeed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every culture has a sub-culture and counter culture. Even Teddy Bears! And it might not be the most comforting thought when that particular culture considers cannibalism normal — eating other sentient lifeforms, in this case. Obviously, a cursory knowledge of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Imperial Janitor strikes again. That’s right, the Empire actually does have a Janitorial detachment and this is their uniform. We’re not sure about the Vacuum Cleaner Droids though. If anyone has a Boba Fett action figure and a Carbonite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blue Milk Special was interviewed for the January, 2016 newsletter of the 1st Imperial Stormtrooper Detachment, part of the 501st Legion which focuses exclusively on Stormtrooper armor building and charity cosplaying. The interview is one of the best I think[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…