Leia doesn’t look like she’s going to climb onto that throne with Jabba without some convincing. And I guess Jabba doesn’t mind the smell of smoke what with his hookah pipe and bong, or whatever the hell that thing is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Did anyone tear up during this scene? Seeing the two best friends recognize each other in their shared cell. Did Han dream all that time he was suspended in carbonite? Does he remember interacting with Lando while he was a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t like to give the punchline away in the blog title, so I thought it would be much more appropriate to call it “Leanne does not approve of this strip”. We rarely do potty humor at Blue Milk Special,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I meant to get this strip up last Friday, but… well, you know. Stuff. This is the final strip in the first chapter of the Tale of Oola & Biggs. Next Friday we will cut back to the Death Star[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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The Tale of Oola & Biggs continues as Biggs sets out to free Oola from the shackles of slavery. We’ll have two more strips in this first series of the Tale and Oola & Biggs and we will be returning[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For a split second in the Return of the Jedi, during Oola’s struggle with Jabba, one of the Twi’lek’s bouncing contours escaped her flimsy fishnet monokini. Among male teenage nerds, this was a freeze frame moment. So the perils of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve had this idea in the pipeline for a few months — ever since Biggs swung in to the rescue of Oola the slave girl, saving her from becoming Rancor chowder. The idea that Biggs, a character who explicitly died[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Han and Leia’s reunion on Valentine’s Day is ruined by Jabba the Hutt’s intrusion. Hopefully your own Valentine’s celebrations won’t be ruined by a fat green slug. I guess today you could call us Pink Milk Special. No, actually that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Valentine’s Day draws near, so it seems neatly coincidental that we have reached one of the romantic moments in the film. That jerk Han Solo still owes Leia a few “I love yous” just in case anyone wanted to keep[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…