Audio Visual Problems
Saying the 1978 animated short (The Story of the Faithful Wookiee) is, at times bizarre, would be stating the obvious. It has such weird moments that I have to wonder if it really needs to be parodied as it does the job pretty darn well without our help. Han hanging upside down and bound by Chewie just begged for a ball gag as the perfect and natural finishing touch. What? You never looked at that image and thought “hmmm… all it’s missing is a ball gag!” Okay, maybe I’m in a minority here, but it doesn’t seem that much of a stretch, does it?
So you might be wondering why there is a ball gag on the Falcon. Well, maybe it’s not really a ball gag, but Chewie, for whatever reason, turned it into one (perhaps unintentionally… perhaps intentionally, who knows?). Or perhaps Han does have a number of erotic aids. Note the whip that Chewie is holding? That could have come from Indiana Jones’ closet for all we care. It’s not a stretch of the imagination… is it? Welcome to BMS. Enjoy your stay in our warped universe.
Too much sexual humor this week? Oh well, it comes in spurts.
We’d also like to wish one of our readers, Mr. Al, a very happy birthday! May the Force be with you!
— Edit —
Today isn’t just the anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back (the most popular of all the Star Wars films… even more popular than Ewoks: The Caravan of Courage), but also the 6th Wedding Anniversary of Leanne and myself. It also marks the last day of Leanne’s commitments to outside professional art projects as she finishes the last page of Casper the Friendly Ghost. We will be working on a children’s storybook in the coming months as well as injecting a little more adrenaline into BMS with some new original art. But today we’re just appreciating our time together and perhaps with the added bonus of marking it with a viewing of The Empire Strikes Back this evening. What could be more romantic than that?
Watch the opening of the animated short below, courtesy of YouTube.
To start reading Blue Milk Special from the beginning click here.
“Oh well, it comes in spurts.”
Bahh-ha-ha-ha-ha! If I’d been drinking blue milk, it’d be gushing out my nose right now.
“All that’s missing is a ball gag!” No, that certainly was not my first thought… *shifty eyes*
The graininess of the Falcon-Cam adds to the joke perfectly. Gives it that nice seedy touch. 😉
Congratulations to you and Leanne, btw. 🙂
Thanks April. 🙂
“Too much sexual humor….it comes in spurts?”
Shame on you. Y’all are straight nasty.
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I know… its so juvenile lately and there’s some really shady gags next week, but I promise by Wednesday next week the strips will be done with the really crude material. For the most part…
Such naughty pixies you are.
Don’t change a hair for us, not if you care for us.
X )
Now we know why Leia is really jealous:)
I’m on vacation all next week, with no Internet (I promised my wife:( ), so keep if funny while I’m gone.
I want to almost get fired at work, for laughing to hard, when I get back.
Some day you will probably get me fired, and that will give me an excuse to look for another job!
Thanks for the hope!!!!!!!!!!
When you get back you’ll have FIVE new strips to look forward to! Enjoy your vacation! 🙂
Congrats on your anniversary.
I will never look at Han and Chewie the same way again. Thanks for that. :p
Happy Anniversary! Enjoy your movie night!
Methinks the Star Wars franchise missed a bet in not putting out S&M action figures of Han & Chewie, complete with ball gag & whip …
😉
I think this tops that one webcomic where one of its ads shows Han and Chewie in bed spooning.
I vaguely recall this… do you have a link?
The comic is “Least I could do”.
http://leasticoulddo.com/
Im watching all 6 movies in a row tomorrow in celebration of 30 years of Empire ! I also watched Fanboys today ( great movie everyone should watch it.)
Happy anniversary . I hope you two have many many more years of happiness together. You are truly lucky to have found someone who can share your passion (or what ever you want to call it) together .
Sorry, I hadn’t time to check in on friday, but thx for hooraying (or what you’d call it) :3
Happy Anniversary Rod and Leanne!
I have been wondering , why dose luke have blond hair he is always brunet ?
While I will agree that Mark Hamil’s hair darkens a little between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back, and gets even darker by Return of the Jedi, I wouldn’t say his hair got much darker than a dirty blonde… very light brown. Marvel comics continued to depict him as blonde and as a cartoon-stylized webcomic, BMS will continue to do so because to our eyes it looks better than a light brown.
Agreed. Did you hear that Hamil is directing Black Pearl ?
Yeah. I never read Black Pearl, but I’m curious enough about it to want to check it out. I saw his Comic Book The Movie which Leanne and I both loved.
Congrats you 2. And hopefully many more anniversaries to celebrate in the future.
Wow, this strip was funny as is but it’s even funnier after watching the video (thx for post it btw!) 🙂
You guys rock!!
…and roll. :=
The ball gag is no stretch for anyone with a kinky mind-set. People with kinky mind-sets are the best kind. 😉