We interrupt Return of the Jedi for something a little different. For the next five weeks we will be bringing you Blue Milk Special: The Force Awakens. ROTJ will resume in January. But for now, let us join Kylo Ren, who has a legacy to uphold. A legacy of latte.

P.S. We don’t KNOW the plot of The Force Awakens. We can only extrapolate our own silliness based upon the trailers and teasers. So, if you choose to abandon BMS for five weeks, that’s totally up to you. We will miss you. :-/

Elsewhile / meanwhen…

We are scraping together what we can for BMS through eBay sales of our stuff. We have some Doctor Who, Transformers, Batman and Beatles items listed, with more to come over the following days. You can check them out here.

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If you are not interested, but would still like to support our parody work which we publish free, then you can head over to our GoFundMe campaign.